The Advent of F.A.W.T. Power
There was a problem in the lab. We built a jet pack and a small rocket and even a new dragster but we aren’t allowed to play with things that catch fire. We had no way to power our cool new toys so they just sat there like lumps in oatmeal and who likes that?
We tried fruit juice and club soda that we shook up but then we spent the rest of the day cleaning the living room. Mamma wasn’t too happy. Then we tried grape jelly and hot salsa. Everyone is still getting all that stuff out of their fur. But it was pretty good on nachos.
Then there was the explosive power of popcorn but again, Mamma didn’t like the shed, er, lab needing a new roof. We blew the old one off because we used too much popcorn.
We made a great discovery on Burrito Day in the lab. After eating two a pepperoni double jalapeño bean burritos Clown Bear let out and explosive burst that nearly tore the new roof off and singed everyone’s fur.
Flatulence Air Wind Technology(F.A.W.T.) was born.
We made a FAW
T Grabber funnel and connected it to our engines.
The first tests were interesting. We needed to open all the windows and there were too many giggles to get any work done. After a few modifications we fired up the rocket engine which accidentally took off through a wall and lodged itself into a nearby barn. Success! The only drawbacks so far are the giant hole in both the lab and the barn, which Mamma isn’t going to like and the entire meadow now smells like boiled broccoli.